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Funeral Expenses

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband,
  "You can have her buried here in the
  Holy Land for £100 or we can have
  her shipped back home for £5,000.
  The husband thought about it and told the undertaker
  he would have her shipped back home.
  The undertaker asked him, "why would
  you spend £5,000 to have her shipped
  home when you could have a beautiful burial
  here, and it would only cost £100  ????"

The husband replied,
  "Long ago a man died here,
  was buried here,
  and three days later,
  rose from the dead.
  I just can’t take that chance!"

Submitted by Eddie Rodrigues

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